1.) $1800 dollars is too much for ANY puppy (no matter how cute I think you are, and you truly are cute).
2.) You made the boy look far too cute, and possibly large with your tiny cuteness.
3.) The other dogs in my area could have eaten you for dinner.
4.) I’m broke, and you cost $1,800 dollars.
5.) I might have wanted to put you in my purse, which is just unacceptable as it is a little too much like Paris Hilton for me.
6.) Monthly payments on you were the equivalent of my raise.
7.) Your cuteness was almost unbearable, even the chew toys were larger than you.
8.) The guy at the store was a little pushy. I realize this should not be held against you, but he is one of your current “owners” I cannot be sure he has not rubbed off on you.
9.) I would have wanted to spoil you from the moment you were mine, and as previously stated I cannot afford to do so.
10.) $1800! Really?!
I am truly sorry it was not meant to be. I would have given you a thousand chew toys, millions of snuggles and even let you live if you peed on the floor. This is a true testament to your cuteness. However, you are just out of my price range right now.
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A note to my readers:
If you would like to make it possible for me to own this puppy you may send payments directly to me. Thank you. All puppy donations are appreciated.
5 comments:
Sooo cute!
Although, if a puppy has "monthly payments" ..... it is freaking expensive!
And, soapbox forthcoming SORRY i just can't help myself, all pet stores support puppy mills - it is nigh impossible to find one that doesn't. Petsmart is an exception.
Pet Store Double Speak:
http://stoppuppymills.org/pet_store_doublespeak.html
I know they're horrible for puppy mills...but she was a super cute dog. That was really the only thing the place had going for it.
Hahahaha... she IS super cute!! what is it?
Heh, good thing Brandi sent you the link to Teacup MinPins for only 450$.
That certainly won't fuel your need for a puppy :-P
You made the right choice! That place is horrible and that price is just crazy. The pound has some super cute dogs that you can hide easily. Or I can just make you a pound puppy. That could fit in your purse! And they are easy to clean up after!
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